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Addressing exultant crowds of cheering multimedia moguls and workers and millions of British Hardworking Families, Free Market zealot, John Whittingdale OBE MP, UK Minister for Culture, who heads the extreme far-right 1922 Committee of the Tory Party, announced today that all BBC programmes - radio and television - are to be legally forced to embrace Free Market principles by including a minimum of 20 minutes of commercial advertising in every hour of broadcast.
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|THE EVIL BBC LONDON|
LAST BASTION OF COMMUNISM
Whittingdale complained that it is unsurprising that advert free shows such as the globally popular BBC Strictly Come Dancing outshine all competing shows from commercially constrained media; who undoubtedly thought of such formats first - because Free Market organisations are of course infinitely more creative than quasi-civil-servant types at the BBC - but the immensely talented free commercial artists were prevented by mystical and mysterious market forces from developing their ideas.
Whittingdale, tightly clasping the expensive hand of The BBC Trust Chairwoman, Rona Fairhead, HSBC's part-time £500K per year Head of Audit and Swiss-Mexican-tax-evasion-and-drug-money-laundering Watchdog, continued "Your government will henceforth ensure that every UK Subject, every man, woman and child, will find no escape from their duty to hear, watch and absorb the vital messages emanating freely from this nation's and the free world's greatest businesses."
|FAIRHEAD "I'M NOT PAID ENOUGH BY HSBC|
TO LOOK FOR MONEY LAUNDERING."
(Whittingdale and Fairhead here knelt and bowed their heads in reverent silent obeisance.)
|WHITTINGDALE "THE BBC DOES NOT SHARE |
OUR TRUE BRITISH VALUES"
"Finally..." Whittingdale said "...This conversion of the BBC to the Holy Free Market Religion, will free all British people from the terrible burden, borne so bravely for nearly 100 years, of the BBC Licence Fee."
Here, the crowds surged inexorably forward up Whitehall in ecstasy and carried John Whittingdale aloft, up and away to heavenly realms, reserved exclusively for noble Free Market Ideologues, where every sort of delightful advertisement will be transmitted wirelessly and unstoppably, twenty-four-seven, directly into his brain - and where every exalted member is endlessly caressed by seventy-two virtual virgins of his or her choice.